You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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