Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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