you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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