Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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