I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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