I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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Don't forget to drop off your application.
The future is bright.
The future is dismal
Better put on your shades...\nThe future's looking bright.
that's how yer supposed to prepare for graduation...I had to leave mid-ceremony to throw up, I was so hungover
Now if that's not a glowing recommendation for a college education, I don't know what is.
I believe what happened between you and your parents was a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. Get your life straightened out kid.
Smoke a bowl right before you walk.
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