I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
