you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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