I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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