I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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