but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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