So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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