I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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