i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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