Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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