Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
