Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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