Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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