I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
...so i touched it.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
