I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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