I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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