I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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