Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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