Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I understand Curling. That high.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Randomize
