If i come over, it means nothing
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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