you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
