So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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