Yo dont text me then not text me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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