belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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