I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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