Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Terrible idea I love it
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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