So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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