Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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