it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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