And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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