I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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