But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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