She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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