i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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