just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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