no you cant smoke seaweed
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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