Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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