I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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