their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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