Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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