The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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