hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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