Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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