Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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