how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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