5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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