My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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