She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just gift wrapped bread.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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