She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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