she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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