We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
