i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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